One for Saturday.

Step one- Listen to the lyrics.
Step two- Question whether or not it’s a joke.
Step three- Just to be safe, sacrifice a virgin and then move to Holland.

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13 Responses to “One for Saturday.”

  1. Bluenoser November 28, 2009 at 8:40 am #

    Shit Stevil, us cyclist have been doin that while ridin forever…
    Yaknow.
    -B

  2. pedalman November 28, 2009 at 9:21 am #

    I’ve converted from Catholicism back to Greek paganism. If man is truly made in the image of God then the Greek Gods make much more sense, plus our dances are way better.

  3. sammy November 28, 2009 at 10:47 am #

    “when i hug people, i leave room for the holy spirit.” I especially like how they make it sound like women are the corrupted ones and that the men are wholesome and moral. “democratic shift in congress,” what? “I’m buying up babies like angelina jolie.” I’m confused.

  4. Gypsy November 28, 2009 at 11:46 am #

    May the lord god Joe Strummer have mercy on their souls…

  5. Mark November 28, 2009 at 12:01 pm #

    Democratic shift in the congress!!

  6. Jeff November 28, 2009 at 12:50 pm #

    Who needs the Christian side hug, I’m a fan of the Secular foreskin tug.

  7. Nick November 28, 2009 at 1:13 pm #

    OMG (oh my GrandPa)!
    Get in line, bleet bleet…

  8. cary November 28, 2009 at 3:21 pm #

    Ironically I’m in Lynchburg Va visiting family this weekend and riding the LU MTB trails in an Evil kit. That’s Liberty University y’all, where you’re taught to love Jesus for all the wrong reasons.

  9. Troy B. November 28, 2009 at 3:28 pm #

    OMG, Saturday Night Live fodder for sure! It seems to me that the “side hug” could lead to the hand sliding to the hips and down to the bOOty.
    What will these wacky folks come up with next? They just don’t know how to channel all that human nature. Oh well, thank God for guns, the NRA, and video game violence. Not like any of that needs to be addressed by the bible thumping folks.

  10. Bluenoser November 28, 2009 at 5:41 pm #

    Hey Stevil,
    Here’s the boys doing The Christen Side Hug…
    http://trekroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/06/dsc00502.jpg
    -B

  11. samh November 28, 2009 at 5:47 pm #

    So much for going to church to pick up chicks.

  12. Jason Metter November 30, 2009 at 9:36 am #

    No huggin’, fool, but Christ is down for the straight gangsta wiggers’ cultural appropriation, yo. And ya know this…

  13. The Rev November 30, 2009 at 6:10 pm #

    Is there a Christian reach around?