Wednesday’s post isn’t really a post at all.

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I am going to break away from the norm today and not actually have the standard rigamarole that you’ve come to expect. You see, today I’ve pared down the post to just a single request. After begging, borrowing, stealing and whoring myself out to an absurd degree, I have finally got kits to present to you.
Please read the following carefully.. Now before I begin taking orders, I need to get a fairly accurate idea of just how many people are legitimately interested in making this purchase. See, if for example, I start doing pre-orders, and only two people want skinsuits, and two doesn’t meet Voler minimum, then I would have to deal with doing refunds, and that might just end up turning into a huge mess. So my initial request is this-
Send me an email to stevil@allhailtheblackmarket.com, or if for some reason that address wont work for you, captainkinevil@gmail.com. In the subject line, write ‘kits’ and in the body include how many of what style, and if you want men’s or women’s. I will then take all of those emails and make an estimation to ensure I meet the minimums.
Spread the word, and tell anyone you might know who would be interested as well. In a short time I should be able to begin taking orders. Once the process begins, I will keep the order window open for two weeks, and then at that time I will place the order with Voler.
The production process will take six weeks and I should receive the goods and begin shipping at that time.
Unfortunately I haven’t yet been able to secure specific prices, but I’m guessing based on the samples on their shop that the price breakdown will look something like this;
Jerseys- $90.00
Bibs- $120.00
Skinsuits- $140.00
Maybe a little more, or maybe a little less. I should have a more specific idea in the coming days.
I should also mention that after speaking with Jim on Tueday, he let me know that they are currently super busy and was given a rough production slot towards the end of March.
I chose Voler for a couple of specific reasons. Yeah, they are more expensive than Champ Systems (for example) but their fit is as true as any company whose clothing I own, they make their product in America, and I am of the opinion that their quality is second to none.
And now, it is my absolute pleasure to present to you the goods;
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Not too shabby for a guy who couldn’t pour piss out of a boot even if the instructions were written on the heel.
If you would like to see a larger version of the design, I have it posted on my Flickr page.
I hope you like these, as they have cost me several new gray hairs, and will ultimately want them for your own.
Um.. The kits.. Not the grey hairs.
Thank you and Dog bless.
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28 Responses to “Wednesday’s post isn’t really a post at all.”

  1. Anonymous March 3, 2010 at 6:14 am #

    “couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.”
    you sound like my 85 year old father. That saying came from the WWII Marine Corp generation along with, “tight as a dicks hat band.”
    Kits look good but could I get mine with extra Evil?
    Order Up!

  2. devo March 3, 2010 at 6:24 am #

    VERY NICE, Stevil. Love the colors. Socks in this scheme wouldn’t be the worst idea in the world either, to go with my white and blacks that I’m anxiously awaiting. Congrats!

  3. brado March 3, 2010 at 6:49 am #

    Nice Kits! Stevil
    need to have somewhere on the bottom of the back pockets “Glen Danzig is gonna sue me for wearing this!”

  4. cvo March 3, 2010 at 6:58 am #

    dude, what the hell does
    schwarzmarkt mean? long live the schwarzmarkt? i’m in for a jersey for sure, and a hat, plus some socks.
    thanks gb.
    cvo

  5. Surlyrider March 3, 2010 at 7:15 am #

    They look amazing. I can not wait for mine!

  6. One Eyed z March 3, 2010 at 7:17 am #

    I’m in. I’ll start saving my pennies

  7. the Deutscher March 3, 2010 at 8:49 am #

    schwarzmarkt=black market.
    i usually ride in t-shirts, but i’ll buy one

  8. uma March 3, 2010 at 9:03 am #

    oooooh…. they’re so… tasteful? Yes! Tasteful. Tasty! Like a wearable cupcake. An evil cupcake for sure. Schwarzmarkt sound like a word meaning evil cupcake to me. Yes, I know what it means but for the non-Deutsche speakers, when they ask me what it means, I will reply “It means evil cupcake”. Which really, when you get right down to it is a tasteful way of describing you.

  9. HW Thrasher March 3, 2010 at 9:17 am #

    Full Zip please! I can’t afford to lose another set of bibs to crapping myself before I got the jersey over my head.

  10. Rob March 3, 2010 at 9:22 am #

    What happened to the G.G. Allin theme!?! I’m still down for a top.

  11. Scott March 3, 2010 at 9:44 am #

    second the full-zip request!

  12. Bbo March 3, 2010 at 10:31 am #

    Those are slicker than a minnow’s peter (feel free to use that in a future post if you ever want to get folksy again)

  13. JOhn Z March 3, 2010 at 10:49 am #

    These look great – I may be interested in the skinsuit. What does the collar say? “I’d rather be forgotten than remembered for giving in”?

  14. Colin March 3, 2010 at 11:51 am #

    Nice! I’ll be ordering for myself once I’m slightly less broke…

  15. blind bobby March 3, 2010 at 12:03 pm #

    I wish I could stuff my 2olbs of jello (my ass) into a 5lb sack so I could save a some coin and order a skinsuit. Not sure your worth 210…Ah, what the hell; Bibs and jersey!

  16. c-murder March 3, 2010 at 12:23 pm #

    What chamois is in the bib?
    Is the bib the Peloton or Elite?
    Is the jersey Club cut or Race cut?
    Inquiring minds need to know!

  17. Bianchi March 3, 2010 at 1:15 pm #

    Full-zip and I’m sold.

  18. matt March 3, 2010 at 2:17 pm #

    yeah, full zip!

  19. 3Bills March 3, 2010 at 3:41 pm #

    Oh my… super ProfHESSianal. A second favorite to my HUP kit.

  20. MattKing March 3, 2010 at 4:21 pm #

    tighter than a nuns cunt.
    and sicker than the swine flu.
    Mad props. devil horns waaay up.

  21. newtron March 3, 2010 at 5:09 pm #

    fuck yes

  22. captain clink March 3, 2010 at 10:04 pm #

    Bib and Jersey, pleeze!!

  23. ted chunksworth March 4, 2010 at 1:31 am #

    Are you quoting the refused on the collar?
    how is it that every other day you’re breaking from the norm? wouldn’t it be the norm then?

  24. Tee March 4, 2010 at 9:13 am #

    This stuff rule’s! I am down for “mens” bibs and jersey. FULL ZIP please!! “Evil cup cake”, Ha Ha, yeaaa!! Is Danzig going to sue me for wearing this?

  25. Chris Jensen March 4, 2010 at 10:14 am #

    so, on the Voler kits, the full zip puts a somewhat unsightly white zipper straight down teh middle. it’s about 1/4″ wide. the 3/4 zip is a hidden zip. i’ll be getting the 3/4 zip.

  26. kennykaos March 4, 2010 at 10:22 am #

    count me in for a skinsuit, its a shame they cant be long sleeve for cx but i got arm warmers for a reason!

  27. Mephistopheles March 6, 2010 at 7:55 pm #

    Ditto on the full zip its da bomb and has more Evil possibilities, unsightly or not, and as I see the 3/4 zip is white in the design and viewable. I only vote for a more manly or should I say Evil Blue? I don’t see the order button in the BlackMarket, or schwarzmarkt, I’m trying to click order but nothing.

  28. Daniel March 7, 2010 at 2:17 pm #

    hell yeah. I’ll be needing 2 jerseys and 2 bib shots, do they come in xx fatarse???