Nappy Jew Year!

Since I don’t have an appropriate image to go with today’s post title, I will simply include a photo of the absolute rager I am attending this very minute, in celebration of the death of 2010;
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Now I’ve never been one to invest in new year’s resolutions, as I feel that any time is a good time to commit to bettering one’s self. Last year was different for me however, as I decided to finally get in line with the masses and promise to clean up my act;
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As it turned out, that one didn’t work out so well, but I suppose I always have this year to try it again.
You know what they say about “if at first you don’t succeed.”

Any way you slice it, we all have to set goals for ourselves.

There are lots of theories I’ve heard this year saying that we are on the cusp of a global re-awakening, however before that happens, shit’s gonna get crazy. As proven by this photo and back story from Jason, Colorado is well ahead of the curve;

“Kooky billboard on a used car lot in Arvada;
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Though he looks more like Thor, I suppose that’s supposed to be Jesus in the center. Obama or Melky Cabrera is on the left, listening to a donkey and elephant. At the top of the list on the right is “British Accreditation Registry,” which is what “BAR,” as in the Bar Association of lawyers, originally stood for. Some quick googling leads me to believe that some of the Tea Party nuts think this indicates that the US is still a British colony. Democracy also makes a surprise appearance on the list.”

If that doesn’t make me want to buy a car from them, nothing will.

At this point I am going to nip this in the bud and wish all of you a very safe and unsane evening. Thank you for making 2010 an amazing year for me here in the Mercado el Negro, and I will leave you with thoughts of Southern Discomfort;

If that doesn’t do it for you, then perhaps this will;

I doubt a double bill is anywhere in the cards, except right here..
Anyway, 2010 was good, but here is to an even better 2011.
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11 Responses to “Nappy Jew Year!”

  1. Max December 31, 2010 at 9:26 am #

    To another one.

  2. Tee December 31, 2010 at 9:48 am #

    Have yourself a Happy and Bad Ass new years Stevil!! Cheers!

  3. judi December 31, 2010 at 11:20 am #

    so we’re both jews?

  4. Stevil December 31, 2010 at 12:05 pm #

    Technically, all that’s Jewish about me is my hair, my impressive shvantz, my knack for bobbeymyseh and my love of Yiddish.

  5. Cookster December 31, 2010 at 12:32 pm #

    Laughed my head off at your opening line and the expression on the faces of the two ladies looking into the camera on your photo. Have really enjoyed reading your blog again this year – it’s cheered me up through some not so good times. Have a great new year. Steve.

  6. HW Thrasher December 31, 2010 at 3:34 pm #

    All the best in 2011 to you and your lovely bride.

  7. Bluenoser December 31, 2010 at 4:29 pm #

    Stevil,
    Happy New Year. Had a blast reading the stuff this year looking forward to next.
    BTW why is everyone in the pics dressed so warm when there’s no snow on the ground?
    Just askin.
    -B

  8. teamfubar December 31, 2010 at 10:50 pm #

    David Coverdale…she’s lookin’ pretty good for an old lady.
    Happy New Year Stevil and all the AHTBM readers!

  9. cary January 1, 2011 at 5:58 am #

    As you know the start of 2010 was unimaginably tragic yet the end of 2010 has been surprising magic. The global re-awakening begins within. And yep, it’s fucking crazy when it happens.

  10. bRado January 1, 2011 at 9:57 am #

    Happy New Year brotha!

  11. Sam January 1, 2011 at 10:05 am #

    Happy New Years Captain Sarcasmo!
    Sam