One for the weekend.
I, like millions of others watched with wide eyes on October 14th, 2012 when Felix Baumgartner made his historic jump from space. Now we can see it all from his perspective.
It was so sad how shortly after his heroic feat that he ultimately was crushed in an avalanche of money and vagina.
I enjoyed that but have to admit that I was a little disappointed that the Austrian fascist’s parachute opened.
Mental image, vagialanche. Couldn’t use dogs to find the body even.
I don’t know why everyone was so worried about him when he made that jump. If his parachute didn’t open, he clearly could have landed safely on his giant balls.