This is what I would tell myself if I was standing in front of myself.

Photo by Terry Richardson.
I would probably also tell myself that gold fronts do nothing for me, but that’s another topic for another day.
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“If we had some eggs we could have some bacon and eggs if we had some bacon.”

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I realize on Wednesday I mentioned I wouldn’t be here today, but that’s kinda what happens when you never know what day it is.

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The other day I was all “one more post of random garbage!” and then everybody was all “sweet!“, but then today I’m all “just kidding!” and everybody’s all “zzzzzzzzz!“
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