New to you.

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I seriously thought my brain was gonna pop.

Illustration courtesy Troy Gonzales.
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A post that almost wasn’t.

Upon leaving Oakland the other night, I lost my laptop at the airport. Then, after exactly three hours on the phone with the TSA, the airline, the airport, and two of the coffee shops in the terminal, I was finally able to track it down. And this explains both the hole in today’s content, and also why it’s impossible for me to have nice things. I thank you for your time and consideration on this matter.

A quilt of nonsense.

Ben Venom rules.
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To make an omelet, you must first crack some eggs.

However, in this instance that would be a totally gross omelet.
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As the dust settles.

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I lied, V.2.

I actually did sorta squeeze a post out.

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