“Is anybody here from Florida?” -Speedo
Illustration courtesy Troy Gonzales.
Upon leaving Oakland the other night, I lost my laptop at the airport. Then, after exactly three hours on the phone with the TSA, the airline, the airport, and two of the coffee shops in the terminal, I was finally able to track it down. And this explains both the hole in today’s content, and also why it’s impossible for me to have nice things. I thank you for your time and consideration on this matter.