I got 99 problems but a glitch ain’t one.
Sometimes technology is a grand, and accommodating lover, taking care of your every need. Other times it’s like a murdering, toothless meth head that eats all of your cereal and then wipes their ass on your bathrobe.
This weekend it was the latter, as I was all but locked out of anything having to do with this website.
Lucky for me, The Puppet Master was able to take a red eye to China and get ten kinds of Chuck Norris on some computer bad guys who sit around a dark warehouse and scheme about how they can highjack American websites worth upwards to $3,664,06.
Suffice it to say, I spent alot of time thinking about the things I used to do before I knew how to turn on a naked lady box, and even went so far as to do some of them.
Anyhoo, I have some of a post put together, but not all of it, so check back Wednesday and prepare to have your world gently molested.
Thanks for the patience.
I like the fact the hackers are also offering up eatabagofdicks.com. You keep good company at all times.
Things are looking up. Your site is now worth $4358.1 USD
Damn Stevil, I thought the Feds took you down. Good thing you’re back up and running or I woulda had to resort to reading my blog…blleecchh….
I wore my downzig shirt yesterday and my son complimented me on my “vampire moose” shirt, and now wants his own in little dude size.
Are you sure it wasn’t the Chinese govt. infowar hackers? They are documented as having attacked sites promoting Tibetan self determination and other subversive concepts.
Perhaps they object to you spoiling it for everyone else. The promotion of the handup/down is now a thought crime.