One for the weekend.
They won’t let me embed it, because it’s the most embarrassingly bad thing ever produced, but go down there and click on through. As one of the now-deleted video comments originally said, ‘this is what happens to kids who were never allowed to leave their yards‘.
Never forget- “IT’S ALMOST AS IF THE WILD WAS DESIGNED TO BE A PROVING GROUND FOR MEN.”
I hate it.
Wilderness Collective: Trip 000 from Process Creative on Vimeo.
Yikes. Canned fun for rich guys.
My god. That was so bad. Have these people never heard of bicycles? Maybe one positive from it is that they drove the last nail in the coffin for the word “epic”. Apparently driving around for a few hours a day and drinking with other dudes is a transformative experience. If you have on matching outfits.
Book.fucking.marked! You have no idea how happy this makes me. For years making fun of this was the anthem of a Team Moustache mountain bike trip. “*gravely voice* and they bonded to become men, while impatiently waited for their latte order” I seriously cannot bring myself to watch it right now, but glad to know where I can find it again. Thanks for doing the dirty work.
I made it an arduous 1:37 before bailing. I’m hoping I missed the best parts. Is a mixture of sad and confused called safused?
Every time you post one of these clownshow’s videos I throw up in my mouth. So, ya know, you got the reaction you were hoping for. Keep up the good work. I didn’t even make it 30 seconds into this one.
On an unrelated note, any chance that trucker hats will make a comeback to your store? Mine is getting a bit gross, and the “men” in this video would surely disapprove.
oh fuck me.
it’s like a whole thing
https://wildernesscollective.com/
don’t click it. don’t do it. look away now
I viewed 5 seconds before giving up.
YOU CAN’T. IT’S INCREDIBLE.
We don’t need a compass because we can just feel north. Or, when that doesn’t work, the chase truck has a GPS.