Doing it for homeboy Sergio.

June 30, 2026

I'm gonna see if I can create an entire post for Sergios all across the world. Ready, get set, go.

"So then why is there a black and white photo of a rock at the head of this post?" you probably didn't just ask rhetorically. Well, that's not just any rock. That's actually the Sergio diamond, which in 1895 was discovered by Sérgio Borges de Carvalho argest, weighed 3,245 carats, (depending on where you look), and is believed to be of meteoritic origin.

Do you like apples? Well, how about them apples?

Now you're properly armed on the chance that anyone asks if you know any cool diamond fun facts today.

Now then- did you know that in just two weeks, a brand new record is coming out by Sergio Vega's other band that's not the Deftones?

I honestly don't even know if he's still playing with the Deftones, but it certainly was an appealing way to kick off todays effort.

For those who don't pay attention, I featured the first single of the forthcoming record back in April and I for one am quite excited to get my hands on it. So far I've quite enjoyed everything I've heard.

Now that we've handled that, unfortunately, there's this;

I could barely get through the article, but I did at least glean the following excerpt;

"Pharrell Williams, Louis Vuitton Men’s Creative Director, presented the bike as “a blend of elite cycling engineering and luxury craftsmanship".

Oh my god, stop it. I'm certainly positive this isn't a thing the world needs.

-The pretty boy modeling club member of course (for all of the reasons) immediately made me think of this clown;

Never forget homie Sergio's bike;

I neglected to get around to making the following shirt, but I sure thought about it;

At this point, probably only one or two people would get the gag anyway.

There was another clip of this same kook throwing his bike at a tracklocross race a few summers ago, though I can't seem to find it anymore. Maybe his handlers buried it.

I sincerely hope that Sergio went on to find less dickheaded friends.

You know who doesn't have dickheaded friends? Fernando Yuppie, (at least as far as those who spot him in traffic go), who has taken the crown of the king of slides from his father, Sergio;