I’m the type of guy you can always count on tomorrow.


Photo by Stevil.

I just spent 1000 miles breathing exhaust fumes.

But somewhere in the mix this happened;
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Some other stuff happened as well, and though none of it involved Juanita and her horny donkey, you might enjoy the recount just the same. I will take a few hits off the oxygen bottle and have something put together for Wednesday. This I can almost promise.

Re·tard 

–verb (used with object)
1. To make slow; delay the development or progress of (an action, process, etc.); hinder or impede.
–verb (used without object)
2. To be delayed.
–noun
3. A slowing down, diminution, or hindrance, as in a machine.
4. Slang: Disparaging.
a. Mentally retarded person.
b. A person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.
5. Automotive, Machinery. An adjustment made in the setting of the distributor of an internal-combustion engine so that the spark for ignition in each cylinder is generated later in the cycle.

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