“Always be yourself, unless you can be Batman, then always be Batman.”
Plucked off of The Heavy Pedal.
There is no substitution for love and no replacement for the uncompromised and unfaltering commitment that a fuzzy buddy can provide.
The Melvin’s might not be your cup of tea, but there is no denying the brilliance of Coady Willis and Dale Crover’s synchronized chaos.
Here’s to egg nog hangovers and not burning down your Christmas tree.
Here I am on the tail end of a vacation and I return to an assortment of emails saying that AHTBM products that I sent so far have done the opposite of arriving.
Alright.. ‘An assortment’ is an overstatement. I actually only got two, but that’s not cool. Fear not, supporters of the Black Market. I’ll make good.
Or as he puts it “Kryptonite for kid haters”.
If he was my kid, I’d slap him until he learned the lyrics.
In my family I’m the only one who’s allowed to be mediocre.
And to celebrate not getting crushed beneath the weight of my own gluttony.