“We’ll mingle with some people, have some drinks, unwind, and maybe burst into flames… You’ll love it.”

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I hope that everyone had a safe and sane Fourth, which of course had something to do with the adoption of the Declaration of Independence, though I suspect if you were to ask 75% of the people in this country, they would say it somehow involves this guy;

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“If I knew it was gonna be that kind of party…”

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After Saturday’s festivities, my personal thousand yard stare had increased by at least an extra 1,500 yards.

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