“Tina fingered my pizza.” -Unknown

And now for something totally different.

Today I’ve decided not to present the typical sort of rapid fire, and non-cohesive style of blog posting that you’ve come to expect from our years together, but rather a totally different rapid fire, and non-cohesive style of blog posting simply because the name brand Ritalin that my body is accustomed to was out of stock and replaced with a generic brand that was fresh off the boat from China.
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“This hangover is never going to end” or “I have stripper all over my Budwesier sweater”.

I’m torn between the two titles of this post, as they are both reasonably accurate. Suffice it to say, my soul, liver, wallet and lap all took the beating of their lives this weekend, and since not in all of the existence of everything does a photo exist with the power to depict the images in my head, I’m just gonna go ahead and throw up a photo of a black hole.
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Like a wise person once said…

It’s better to regret something you have done than something you haven’t done.
Now if I could just clear my head long enough to figure out what I did and didn’t do..
I’m alive and will catch you on Wednesday.
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