A shirt that sums up my entire existence, thanks to Snakehawk who so brilliantly first strung these words together, and with his prose as inspiration, we have a brand new offering in the for the AHTBM t-shirt of the month club. Every month until I run out of ideas, I will have a new black Alstyle 5301 shirt with sage bits of wisdom printed upon it available for pre-order. I’ll send the completed order to the printer on the 25th of each month, production will take about a week, and then I’ll get all orders filled shortly there after. It’s like wearing both a high five and a middle finger on your chest at the same time. *Please note regarding sizes* Men’s XXL and women’s sizes are available. Just please make a note in the order, and I will do the rest.