I Don’t Fuck Around



You don’t, but even when you do, you don’t. Is that the sound of one hand clapping, a universal truth, or both at the same time? Back by popular demand, I have a new black Alstyle 5301 shirt with sage bits of wisdom printed upon it available for pre-order. I’ll send the completed order to the printer at the end of the month, production will take about a week, and then I’ll get all orders filled shortly there after. It’s like wearing both a high five and a middle finger on your chest at the same time. *Please note regarding sizes* Men’s XXL and women’s sizes are available. Just please make a note in the order, and I will do the rest.