My Life Is A Cautionary Tale (Order complete, item discontinued.)



Eat your vegetables, say your prayers, and don’t follow the path of least resistance. Just for April’s beloved fools, we have the newest offering in the for the AHTBM t-shirt of the month club. Every month until I run out of ideas, I will have a new black Alstyle 5301 shirt with sage bits of wisdom printed upon it available for pre-order. I’ll send the completed order to the printer on the 25th of each month, production will take about a week, and then I’ll get all orders filled shortly there after. It’s like wearing both a high five and a middle finger on your chest at the same time. *Please note regarding sizes* Men’s XXL and women’s sizes are available. Just please make a note in the order, and I will do the rest.