17 month Hodala/All Hail The Black Market WSATU Calendar/arm warmer combo.



Just like 2020, this should have never happened, and nobody wants it, yet here we are. 17 months of eye-bleeding sexy train wreck starting in June of 2020, because why not? However, not only do you get the calendar, but you get the custom Voler Wizard Staff arm warmers as well. In a pinch, they can be used as a blindfold to shield you from the horrors depicted Every. Single. Month.

Just want the calendar, and not the arm warmers? Go here.

Blame Hodala, blame me, or blame our mothers who didn’t throw us in the trash when they had the chance.

You’re welcome, and I’m sorry.