AHTBM Stuntman Association sticker.

Slap one of these stickers on your forehead and then go Tarzan from a vine. At 3"x3 3/4", they're not big enough to cover the entire hood of your truck, but they're good for a head tube, a coffee cup, or an open drawbridge. Produced by everybody's good friends at Sticker Robot, so you know they'll stand up to crashing though a window.