Hessian obsession shirt.

*Please note. This item is on pre-order, because they're going to cost a ton of money to get made, which is a ton more money than I have.* The order window will close Wednesday, November 1st, and after that production should only take a couple weeks (depending on my printer's schedule).

Now then- Do you like hanging out in parking lots, and riding bikes, and wizards? Duh. Only fools don't. Now I have a perfect shirt for it.

Expertly designed by Haryo Awonggo, and illustrates all that's right in the world.

(Blood stains, spilled beer, and weed smell not included).

All XS-XXL Bella+Canvas Ts are unisex, and is a perfect garment to wear to bars, and parties, and bike races, and picnics, but are also appropriate to wear around your house, alone, while you wait for eternal sleep.