Oh, limpia wristband

A wristful tribute to my new favorite brand in the land, Olympia Beer. Guaranteed to absorb the sweat from your arm whilst playing the greatest tennis match of your life, or ripping sick bass lines in front of your adoring parents 200 times better than the old dumb Blackweiser one I made. Plus, in a pinch it works like a cüzie, so when the cop drives by and sees you with an open container, nothing camouflages a beer better than a thing that looks like a beer label.

Because we'll think "how stupid does the cop think I am?" Anyhow, this one comes with a secret note stitched on the inside that will always remind you what your hands are for. Buy two, unless you only have one arm.