Between The Rock and a head case.

The time has arrived for The Man to come along, pull down his pants and plant his fat ass on my head.
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That said, I have decided to commit the day to either get my affairs in order, or flee to Aruba.
If I return with a regular post on Friday, you’ll know that I got my affairs in order.
Or I found wireless in Aruba.
Either way, the clock is still ticking on the Smokey and The Bandit replica jersey.
(I changed the deadline from the 6th of April to the 5th, due to the fact that I have to have my order in to Earth, Wind and Rider on the 6th. Dig it?)
Remember when I did the AHTBM kits and I said the first round was going to be the last and then it turned out I was lying because I ended up doing a second run?
That won’t be the case this time around. When this order goes in, that will be it, forever.
Also make careful note of the sizing;
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I won’t have extras made, so if you end up with the wrong size, you either will have to eat more, or way less in order to make it fit.
If you have specific questions on this matter, direct them to either me or my man Bill at EW&R. We will do our best to make heads or tails of your query.
Thank you for your time and consideration on this matter.
Just so as you don’t feel like you may have been gipped on today’s post, from Jason, (who was my co-conspirator in the God Hates stickers) I got this site by a guy who wants to draw every building in New York City;
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While I certainly appreciate his efforts, I have to say that drive like this makes me feel bad about myself, so to that end, I wish he would cut it out.
Not related to this in any way but because I promised I would, Amanda from Twenty First Avenue Bicycles asked if I might post some info concerning a throw down she’s got cooking on Thursday in Minneapolis West;
“Hot damn, Backyard BLAM is at it again! March 10th ( in Portland, OR ) at Upper Echelon Fitnessfrom 7-10pm we are having Compu Trainer Races. Bring your bike;
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Come with your team. Bring your kit. Free beer. $10 race entry fee. Winner takes all! That’s right, all. Prizes, booze, DJs, hot chicks, studs in lycra and me…. Amanda Sundvor. What more can you ask for?
Hope to see you there. If you can’t make it, could you be rad and post it for me on the blogs I know some of you have…… you know who you are.
Hi five forever
:::amanda”

And not that you haven’t seen it yet, but said shop has a new video that has rolled out in their long line of always entertaining promo spots;

And so as I don’t forget, for any who might be interested, the temporarily out of stock large sized Blackweiser socks are no longer. If you have big feet an an interest in covering them fashionably, fire at will.
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Lastly, as we depart one another’s company, please allow me to share a bit of philosophising;
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So it is with that, that I say until next time, whenever that might be, and wherever that might be from.
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10 Responses to “Between The Rock and a head case.”

  1. paul March 9, 2011 at 5:19 am #

    Of the three weapons offered, paper is the only one you can take in your carry-on with you to Aruba.

  2. bret March 9, 2011 at 10:51 am #

    When is round three for the AHTBM kits?

  3. Jim March 9, 2011 at 11:10 am #

    I kind of prefer the Marine Corps version of rochambeau. Man, Bear, Shotgun.
    It’s a little more philosophically decisive than rock paper scissors.

  4. Loudass, Esq. March 9, 2011 at 11:22 am #

    Also, I confirmed that Earth Wind & Rider is making an XXXL that measures 25″ at the chest with longer sleeves and body, for those of us who have a lifelong struggle against pizza.

  5. Vaeringjar March 9, 2011 at 4:40 pm #

    I didn’t know Marines were capable of speaking frog, rochambeau?, but I initially thought it read “Man, BEER, Shotgun.” Good humor in the comments today–somehow implicit in my remark is that you’re always entertaining, too, Stevil.
    Now we’ll see if I am sober enough to get past the “captcha.”

  6. Joel March 9, 2011 at 5:16 pm #

    Yo what about that scene in Brazil where DeNiro gets whacked by a stack of paper? Thats killer shit man!

  7. ulysses ronquillo March 9, 2011 at 8:11 pm #

    Anyone with half a brain knows that the game of champions is Bear, Ninja, Cowboy.

  8. Amy Jo March 9, 2011 at 9:28 pm #

    Now I have to re-watch (and finish!) Brazil. So what is this tablet of philosophising? Tis an interesting setting.

  9. Josh March 10, 2011 at 9:26 am #

    This is bogus. Uncle Sam is getting involved with my daily spew of Black Market! Sonsabi!@#$%! Isn’t there an accountant cycling junky that can help? Who wouldn’t want to be known as the Black Market accountant? Have fun in Aruba Stevil…

  10. Scooper March 10, 2011 at 6:17 pm #

    Sometimes i feel like rock….