I am going to break away from the norm today and not actually have the standard rigamarole that you’ve come to expect. You see, today I’ve pared down the post to just a single request. After begging, borrowing, stealing and whoring myself out to an absurd degree, I have finally got kits to present to you.
Please read the following carefully.. Now before I begin taking orders, I need to get a fairly accurate idea of just how many people are legitimately interested in making this purchase. See, if for example, I start doing pre-orders, and only two people want skinsuits, and two doesn’t meet Voler minimum, then I would have to deal with doing refunds, and that might just end up turning into a huge mess. So my initial request is this-
Send me an email to firstname.lastname@example.org, or if for some reason that address wont work for you, email@example.com. In the subject line, write ‘kits’ and in the body include how many of what style, and if you want men’s or women’s. I will then take all of those emails and make an estimation to ensure I meet the minimums.
Spread the word, and tell anyone you might know who would be interested as well. In a short time I should be able to begin taking orders. Once the process begins, I will keep the order window open for two weeks, and then at that time I will place the order with Voler.
The production process will take six weeks and I should receive the goods and begin shipping at that time.
Unfortunately I haven’t yet been able to secure specific prices, but I’m guessing based on the samples on their shop that the price breakdown will look something like this;
Maybe a little more, or maybe a little less. I should have a more specific idea in the coming days.
I should also mention that after speaking with Jim on Tueday, he let me know that they are currently super busy and was given a rough production slot towards the end of March.
I chose Voler for a couple of specific reasons. Yeah, they are more expensive than Champ Systems (for example) but their fit is as true as any company whose clothing I own, they make their product in America, and I am of the opinion that their quality is second to none.
And now, it is my absolute pleasure to present to you the goods;
Not too shabby for a guy who couldn’t pour piss out of a boot even if the instructions were written on the heel.
If you would like to see a larger version of the design, I have it posted on my Flickr page.
I hope you like these, as they have cost me several new gray hairs, and will ultimately want them for your own.
Um.. The kits.. Not the grey hairs.
Thank you and Dog bless.