Words to live by.

“If we had some eggs we could have some bacon and eggs if we had some bacon.”

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Two people can keep a secret when one of them is dead.

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Today’s like tomorrow if it were yesterday.

I realize on Wednesday I mentioned I wouldn’t be here today, but that’s kinda what happens when you never know what day it is.

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I lied.

The other day I was all “one more post of random garbage!” and then everybody was all “sweet!“, but then today I’m all “just kidding!” and everybody’s all “zzzzzzzzz!“
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More of the same, but different.

Except positively less creepy than existing in the world with someone who looks identical to you.

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