Another day, another opportunity to fail.

So, put your pants on backwards, and let’s get to it.

Firstly, I would like to show you a scene I was presented at my friend Michelle’s parents’ house last weekend;

I’m pretty sure I didn’t die, nor did I go to heaven.

Now then- Wanna see some short video clips I’ve made? Of course you don’t.

But you can’t have that without this;

Not having anything to do with that, but kinda, but kinda not, I can’t remember if I brought this up here, or elsewhere, but real quick I would like to note that Julie Furtado and Dave Wiens are 55 and 57 years old respectively;

Handsome fuckers, the both of them.

Age, schmage.

Also, Mark Arm is 60;

Photo via Flood.

And if you are wondering if he still has the pipes to pull off the finale of ‘Here Comes Sickness’, click the link in his name. I just saw them about a month ago and I can attest that he still has the throat.

And lastly, Tony Alva is 64;

Meanwhile, Ted Cruz and Alex Jones are like, 47.

Though Ted looks a’ight I guess;

It just goes to show you that hate turns you to shit, and bikes, boards and punk rock are the fountain of youth. Go ahead and etch that in stone.

Oh, by the way kinda- Have you seen this new GT Bikes poster that’s been making the rounds?;

Holy macaroni, there’s a lot of amazingness there.

By the way, it’s just come to my attention that there’s a brand new Akrigg edit available right now;

Maybe today’s post isn’t gonna suck after all.

So, personally speaking, this week I don’t have much of anything in the way of a post, because as anyone who might periodically check out my IG stories knows, for the last few weeks I’ve been deep in the trenches back actually digging trenches, as well as my current passion, two big dumb tile jobs;

Have I ever done a tile job before?” you might be asking, and the answer would be a resounding no. Thankfully I have some good guidance from the couple I’m working with, but I can say with certainty that it’s one more thing I’ve done in my life that I know I generally want no part of for a number of reasons, but mostly because of this;

I mean, I suppose I could labor away with no shirt on, and if that were the directive, I certainly would be sweating through far fewer of them in a single work day, but I wouldn’t do that to the people around me.

Anyway, I’m available for hire if you happen to have a bathroom you need redone.

And finally, while we’re on the topic of taking what they’re giving ’cause we’re working for a living, I would like to present to you The 40th episode of Revolting;

As usual, it’s Robot being in a good mood, and me being cranky.

But understand- I’ve recently had a remote healing session with a witch in Colorado, and my brain feels 75% different than it has in years, so going forward, I promise to be at least 15% less grumpy.

That is of course unless this unto itself would result in failure, leaving me forever being Lucy to my own Charlie Brown.

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2 Responses to “Another day, another opportunity to fail.”

  1. Devin Curran August 23, 2022 at 6:05 am #

    I am working on less grumpy

  2. michael william westerman August 24, 2022 at 10:08 pm #

    i miss seeing you fall off your skateboard…