Good morning, jabronis.

There are only two kinds of fans of the legendary Iron Sheik. Big ones, and really big ones.

Before we get into whatever inane nonsense might follow, I have to announce that I just took delivery of the highly anticipated Hessian Obsession shop jacket back patches;

The difference between the shop jacket patch and the original tapered version, is the original was cut and hemmed to fit the seams of a Levi’s denim jacket;

The shop jacket version is more rectangular and measures at 11” at the top, 10.5” at the bottom, and is 14” long.

Get one now or forever hold your pieces, because I will not be doing a re-order.

And while we’re on the topic of Hessian Obsession, and the related pieces of merch- folks who got in on the pre-order are rightfully wondering where the hell their goods are. This is a real good question. I know two things. My screen printer is woefully understaffed, and due to other jobs taking up the multiscreen carousel, this shirt is getting screened one at a time. I heard I was getting shipping info at the beginning of last week, but was met with radio silence. I’ve texted twice and as of Sunday had heard nothing.

Being in the shoestring independent business business can sometimes be a real pain in the ass.

Rest assured, the second I hear anything, I’ll blow it up here.

In news of the positively absurd, minus the six pack basket, I just took possession of this;

‘Why’, you might be asking?

Why indeed.

It’s been a couple of years since I had a proper one-speeded mountain bike, but the activity is so a part of my DNA, that when thew opportunity arose, I just kinda had to jump on it.

Plus, I’ve been making noise about trying to organize some sort of Homie Fall Fest sort of event here in Canada’s Tijuana, and doing it on anything with gears just wouldn’t be right.

Anyway, it should be under me within hours. Let the sore backs and sprained wrists commence.

Plus, never in my life have I owned purple ano, (‘purpaul? You’re welcome) Paul stuff;

Now, as I have done week in and week out, it’s my pleasure to present the 112th episode of Revolting;

In it we discuss feelings, and say a whole lot of words which at the time probably made sense.

Now, until next time, I bid you a farewell and wishes that you go on about your day giving it your very best Camel Clutch.