Engine one is full throttle. Engine two is full of cake batter.
For any and all who dare step into the ring, I present to you the grandest championship of them all;
For any and all who dare step into the ring, I present to you the grandest championship of them all;
Editor Karen Brooks initially asked me to pen a piece about the 2010 SSCXWC, which I happily obliged. However the first installment was far too long, so I shortened it considerably for print.
What I have here is the extended version.. A piece inspired by the original from this site, but with far more grammatical errors.
Read on if you care to;
Sometimes technology is a grand, and accommodating lover, taking care of your every need. Other times it’s like a murdering, toothless meth head that eats all of your cereal and then wipes their ass on your bathrobe.
“Hey Stevil, that’s a very clever title. Good call.”
“Why thank you Stevil. You’re very polite and marginally good looking.”
“Thank you, so are you.”
“Why, thank you.”
“Let’s party.”
My hangover from Sunday just made it’s way out of the room, so to celebrate, here is a picture of a cake;
Maintaining a bicycle related weblog while physically unable to actually ride a bike is one thing, but being able to do it while buried under the cover of winter is something else entirely.
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