Let’s get down to business.

First things first. Does this address look familiar to you? If it does, get in touch with me, cause you ordered some stuff and it came back saying the address was vacant.
Your beer is getting warm, and that just wont do.

And yes, I looked back through Pay Pal, and the address didn’t match any that I’ve shipped to, so if this is you, get in touch. Operators are standing by.
As long as we’re on the subject of coozies, I just placed an order for new ones with a new company on the recommendation of my friends from Red Fang. If anybody knows what’s what in the realm of coozie technology, I’d bet it would be those guys.
.. Not that their beer stays in the can long enough to warm up, mind you..
Up next is a hot one that I’ve been sitting on, and it is such a live wire, it just can’t sit any longer-
Christian Retardicans sure can write some good satire.
And one more random note..
Have you seen this man?
I think he may very well have been my middle school science teacher.
As you can probably imagine, with my recent blablablaing about personal matters, compounded with being out of town, the mail bag is ridiculously close to bursting at the seams, so without further hesitation, let’s see what’s going on out there in the world.
First up we will run down a short list of October events.
First for the peeps in Nordak;
The Gambler, huh? I feel as if the bearded individual depicted has a greater resemblance to Bob Seger than it does to Kenny Rogers.
And for those who are of the opinion that Bob Seger is a douche, take a listen to this.
It might change your stance;

It’s as an appropriate declaration now as it was during the Vietnam conflict, when it was originally written..
Then we have this one happening in Misery;
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I probably had more information about it at some point, but it’s been a rough couple of weeks.
This next hodown in Nevada would appear to be about two things I’m quite intimate with, featuring a poster designed by the hugely talented Ron Rash;
Then there is the much anticipated Crunk Cross event in Portland East.. Er.. I mean Minneapolis;
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And finally, this one which promises to be another train wreck;
Boners I be poppin’, and knowledge I be droppin’.
I don’t know how much more fun my body can handle.
Neil sent this clip about how seriously serious folks can effect some serious change. Seriously.

Boulder Bike Story from Bikes Belong on Vimeo.

You know, I bust the balls of Boulder with frequency, and a few of those who reside therein, but I also have to give props where they are due, and I realize with complete clarity that within their community there are an awful lot of hard working and tirelessly committed individuals who have sacrificed epic amounts of time and energy to build the infrastructure that exists there today. What has developed in Boulder over the last two decades should serve as inspiration to all of the rest of us as to what is possible.
Please Bouderites, don’t let the tongue that rests so frequently in my cheek poke you in the eye.
I tease, because I love.
As I mentioned on Monday’s post, I spoke with the cool cats at Voler clothing about the AHTBM kits, so with that being said, I have no idea how Cary already caught wind of what I was planning;
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That guy has feelers everywhere.
And while we’re on the topic of stretchy pants, reader Jake contacted me with a request for Gary, pictured below, to make contact so that he can figure out how to procure one of these little numbers;
In a perfect world, that is all any of us would wear.
Except of course when we were at church, which is where we’d don our Sunday’s best;
Holy hell, I have poured my heart out in this one, and I’ve barely scratched the surface.
I think the best bet is for me to just delete every email in my inbox and start from scratch.
I spoke with John from Stroker Ace Screenprinting on Monday, and the shirts will be coming shortly. If you’d like a preview, then you prolly oughts sit down, and take a drink, cause they are awesome. The first was put together by my homie Brado, and features the popular ‘Downzig’ skull on the front, with the ‘Black out with your sack out’ tag line on the back;
And the next one is from the skilled hand of Robert from Bunnyhawk Studios;
Sit tight, cause when I have them in hand, you can bet I will be shouting about it from every available rooftop.
So that’s it for today.
Now I gotta get back to attempting to find my ass with both hands, which these days seems to be am increasingly tall order.

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22 Responses to “Let’s get down to business.”

  1. fers September 29, 2009 at 9:51 am #

    You might also like to know that bicycles pollute (at least in Canada) and therefore should be taxed for their carbon footprint.

  2. Lorenzo September 29, 2009 at 10:39 am #

    The shirts look real cool, but how about skipping the url? I hate t-shirts with urls.

  3. Stevil September 29, 2009 at 10:51 am #

    You make a good point, but the horse has left the barn, plus your boy here needs to get the imprint out as far and wide as I can. When I’m finally sitting comfortably in my mountain top villa, I will produce shirts sans URL. That’s a promise.

  4. JP September 29, 2009 at 12:01 pm #

    Anybody who thinks Bob is a douche is a douche!! So there!

  5. sean Hurl September 29, 2009 at 1:03 pm #

    I like the new shirts too. But couldn’t you drop that graphic and put my face on them instead. I just don’t like shirts that don’t have my face on them. like maybe the shot of me popping out of your pants. Nothing says All Hail like that one.

  6. Loudass, Esq. September 29, 2009 at 2:18 pm #


  7. honsa September 29, 2009 at 2:36 pm #

    how about the back on the front and the front on the back. seriously.

  8. gene o September 29, 2009 at 4:45 pm #

    On the subject of coozies, So we don’t have to pay then.

  9. Jake September 29, 2009 at 5:01 pm #

    Can you believe that today is my birthday? And today I am one step closer to donning a rainbow puking unicorn shirt. Gary? Gary? Do you hear?
    A PBR in my hand – does it get any better than this?
    Thanks Stevil.

  10. newt September 29, 2009 at 6:51 pm #

    Growing up in the Detroit area, there were 2 camps of people. One group that loathed Basic Bob as my Rolling Stones & Stooges loving Mom called him, and the other, A Gelatinous Mass of Inbreds
    granted, if he would of continued on the musical trajectory of 2+2… things would be different

  11. dfl brad September 29, 2009 at 11:21 pm #

    grand rapids where everyone is blonde and related.

  12. reed September 30, 2009 at 3:14 am #

    Back in the eighties, when i worked at Cycle Bads in Mpls, Bob Seger came in and purchased all the bikes and kits for the Nepalese Special Olympics Cycling team. he seemed pretty basic alright, and he wasn’t an assmunch ego tripper like many of the local bike racers were. i vote to kill them instead.

  13. pedalman September 30, 2009 at 7:01 am #

    I took a high school english class that required writing some poetry. Being young(this was 80 million years ago) and kinda gnarly there was no way I was gonna write no stupid poem, so I plagerized ‘feel like a number’ and got a B. Thanks Bob!

  14. Herb Endotone September 30, 2009 at 9:13 am #


  15. reverend dick September 30, 2009 at 9:24 am #

    Ok, so apparently Mr. Seger is a decent guy.
    But his music parades around in it’s tighty whiteys and goes on to join lunatic spaceman cults.
    No soulless urbancountry roadhouse is without it.Douches and “coolers” are it’s only friends.

  16. Robert September 30, 2009 at 2:04 pm #

    Man… you’re making shirts now? You fucking sell out.

  17. Chezedog September 30, 2009 at 9:50 pm #

    Once I referred Mr. Seger as “Rockin’ Bob” and so angered a former pal who is/was a motorcycle enthusiast such that we don’t speak any more.
    If only I had known earlier…

  18. JP October 1, 2009 at 11:20 am #

    OK, the Kill Bob video was funny. But ur a douche. A lovable loud douche, but a douche.

  19. Lane October 1, 2009 at 1:06 pm #

    Shirts shirts shirts!

  20. chad October 2, 2009 at 8:55 am #

    where can i get a rainbow puking unicorn jersey?
    have money, will travel.

  21. Frozen_Beard December 20, 2009 at 10:01 am #

    That Nodak alley cat was the first I’ve been in on and it was a blast. I would have to say it’s what got me back in to biking. Beer, bikes, and good friends. What more can a guy ask for?

  22. Las Vegas Real Estate September 6, 2010 at 3:48 am #

    Just Awesome