And now for something I hope you’ll really like.
But chances are you probably won’t.
Good morning and happy Mondays to you all.
‘Happy Mondays’ made me think of ‘Happy Monday’s’ which made me think of this thing I posted on the AHTBM Facebook page the other day;
Which goes to prove that if you have no understanding of punctuation, there’s a future for you in dressing porn sets.
I wish I could remember what this particular film was titled, because at this point the two individuals depicted were engaged in some profoundly thought provoking dialog just as the manager of the Riverdale Apartment’s entered the room and proceeded to plow them both.
Not totally positive that same person wasn’t responsible for this declaration as well;
He’s so mad he almost smashed you are windows in.
But back to the previous topic for a second- The porn industry wouldn’t be anything were it not for the lands of Southern California- A place I’ve long had a love/hate relationship with. On one hand, the pretension that exists there is to a level which is almost uncharitable, but on the other hand, it’s responsible for David Lee Roth so I remain torn.
Anyhow, I’ll soon be setting all of my reservations for the region aside as I embark on a rock and roll weekend to partake in the following musical performance;
Those who are familiar with this line up is well aware that there will be much hip shaking and pogo dancing involved.
And for those who aren’t, please see the previous statement.
And for those still in doubt, WRTT’s free download of their debut album is still available for your listening pleasures, as is the following musical video from Lady Sinatra’s most lastest album release;
As you can plainly see, the show will be at Hollywood’s Viper Room, at which I plan to O.D. around 1:30 in the morning. Please feel free to come hold my hair out of my face in a feeble attempt to keep me from barfing on it.
And only referencing O.D.ing in as far as it being a bad decision, Patrick from Cyclocross(dot)com came through with one that is clearly his own;
“Is this a shameless plug for something I’m promoting? Yes.”
Is it a promotion for the previously linked url, or for kits so garish they can be seen from space?
At posting time I still wasn’t sure.
Then Joseph came through with a heads up that occasionally people are still capable of feats of selflessness;
“Its comforting to know there are good people out there doing good things“.
So the only thing that skeeved me the hell out about that was the good samaritan’s mandals and lack of HAZMAT suit.
Otherwise, kudos to them.
Now, just because we can, let’s circle back around to porn again with a submission from Sally of Raleigh Bikecycles;
“How many of these are yours?”
Porn comments on Instagram pics.
Just when I though art couldn’t obtain greater heights.
Finally, once again Crandaddy from FBM is always coming through with the goods profiling his team riders, or adventures they take together, but he graciously also shared a little clip which turns the camera around and shines a long overdue spotlight on the man himself;
While it wasn’t pulling a flying squirrel, or even an array of fearsome jungle cats from a magic hat, I hope today’s post was in fact a thing you really liked.
See you there. It shall be glorious.
To this very day, I still struggle with the the fact that Rocky’s voice was supplied by a woman!
i’m not sure but those sure look like poison ivy leaves around that mattress. So if the ‘activities’ there don’t get you the plants will.