Good golly, Miss Molly.


After having lived through the last forty-eight hours, today’s post title was the first thing I could think of.

Plus, right now I’m typing with one foot on my desk.

Firstly, it’s been hotter than blazes here in the Bay Area, and while sweating my way through morning to night, all manner of activity has taken place.

Most noteworthy was (as I mentioned on Wednesday) my friend Ian from Castelli has been in town, and on Tuesday we dragged one another to a shady spot atop Mount Diablo to watch the third stage of this year’s running of the Tour of California. We gave ourselves ample time, as I had a trailer hitched to the back of my bike loaded down with camp chairs, sandwiches, ice, and canned beverages. (Un)fortunately, there was no parking at the bottom of the hill, so we wound our way towards the heavens, until we were finally able to find a spot in which to stuff his car. From there, we weaved our way up blistering hot tarmac until we found a suitable shady zone to call our own;
For hours we sat, and shot an array of photos, as well as slapped hands with an array of friends;
And watched every shape, size and flavor of bikecyclist roll past;
Ian even took a couple of dandy shots he gave me;
Riding bikes is boring.

After a time, we heard the helicopters coming nearer. Shortly after that, the race leaders motored past with such speed, they created a much needed breeze on our burning skin.

I positioned myself in the ditch and got a few random hero shots of the honchos;
As well as a few specific individuals, like for example this one of Nick Van Der Lijke;
Nick Van Der Lijke
And Danny Summerhill;
And Josh Edmondson;
Josh Edmondson
Also, just as I noted in this post, it still takes a shit-ton of cars to race bikes;
Now, for those who might recall, it was in celebration of Le Tour’s 100 year anniversary that Maximo Supremo residents Giro Sports Group collaborated with renowned photographer Kai Stuht to produce a very limited edition book, chronicling an array of physically attractive people immersed in all phases of the Tour the previous year;
And so on.

Eventually, while sitting in the ditch, I was inspired by both the book, as well as this photo I took of Michael Bussmann during last summer’s Tour of Colorado;
And in front of Ian’s camera, I mustered every bit of blazing white hotness I could, and positioned myself provocatively on the sidelines;
I have many hopes about a lot of stuff, but my singular one regarding this, is that doing it becomes ‘a thing‘.

I’m just waiting for the random anonymito to get in a cry-baby fit about how our actions are an affront to the proud tradition of road racing, and how dare we, bla bla bla…

But I don’t really care about them.

From my perspective, what Bussmann, Ian and I have done is just like the Giro book, but totally different and far more vomit inducing.

So for any and all who have a sexy beast inside of them waiting to get out while posed in front of a pro peloton, you know what to do.

Segueing from the topic of being a smoking hot super babe next to people in stretchy suits, to being a smoking hot super babe in a stretchy suit is an easy one to make.

How so?” you didn’t ask?

Well, I’ll tell you anyway, because the antibiotics which are currently coursing through my body compel me to do so.

This Sunday, like, day after tomorrow, like Sunday the 18th, is the last and final cut off for orders for the complete brand new full 2014 All Hail The Black Market kit;
09-02 high res
08-65 high res
When I say ‘full kit’, I mean items like a long sleeved skinsuit, or the jacket, (my personal favorite is the thermal version), or the vest, and so on.

After Sunday, jerseys will continue to be available, but the rest of the goods will not, so get on the good foot now.

And now that I say that, it occurs to me that I’m not entirely sure what exactly that particular colloquialism refers to. To ‘get on the good foot’ might mean to start with the lead foot, or to begin moving in a specific direction?

Second to any of that, why does getting on the good foot and ‘putting your best foot forward‘ mean two entirely different things?

Though in Little Richard’s case, either most likely refers to which ever one happens to be on the piano.

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11 Responses to “Good golly, Miss Molly.”

  1. Largo May 16, 2014 at 5:21 am #

    I must have been in the wrong spots, ’cause I never remember anyone, male or female, that looked that good at any TDF I watched.

  2. trama May 16, 2014 at 6:30 am #

    very nice photos- people even had heads in most of them! new camera?

  3. Ben May 16, 2014 at 7:19 am #

    That’s “Chocolate Foot” to Hans Rey.

  4. Üma May 16, 2014 at 7:56 am #

    “The thing”. It’s like a secret handshake at road racing events. Only not so secret. And may or may not involve hands shaking.

  5. Case May 16, 2014 at 7:59 am #

    On the way in this morning I was continually reminded of your sticker “I wan’t born with enough middle fingers” So I’m going to take that idea and run with it, in ink, under my skin. Because that where all of the summertime jackwagons hang out, know what I mean.

    Also, WSATU lands on the day I’ll be in South Carolina with the better half for her folk’s 50th anniversary celebration. So I’m thinking I should get them something, because my presence may be a gift they’d like to return.

  6. Tom May 16, 2014 at 9:32 am #

    Where can I find that book!?

    • Stevil May 16, 2014 at 10:01 am #

      No idea. They made a super limited run of them. They were pretty coveted at the time, and I would imagine are only more so now.

  7. Monroadie May 16, 2014 at 3:42 pm #

    I remember riding right by you on Diablo & thinking “I think that’s Stevil” You don’t know me from Adam, but I should have stopped and mention I like your blog.

    • Stevil May 16, 2014 at 5:21 pm #

      Adam’s a pretty nice guy for one thing, but I’m always happy to say hi, unless I’m not.

  8. knuckler May 16, 2014 at 4:15 pm #

    That’s the best Tour of California coverage I’ve read. Granted it’s the only coverage of the tour of read, but still…

  9. Thom Conville May 16, 2014 at 4:50 pm #

    Have you hugged Bob Roll today?