The Great Hot Dog Challenge is upon us.


It was in this post a couple of weeks ago when I decided it was time for a contest.

The challenge was to take the hotdog depicted above (or any others that readers might be more keen to), and insert them in an image of their choice.

I received such an array of samples that I’m unable to decide who should take home the gold. (Said ‘gold’ being a box full of AHTBM goods, and stuff sitting in my office.)

All you need to do is this- Get your pencils sharpened, make a note, and vote for the one you like the best, (there’s a poll plug-in thing that Caroline The Web Maven put together down at the bottom of today’s post), and I’ll tally the votes by Friday. I’ll then contact the winner to get a shipping address to which I will send said box of crap.

Ready? Then here we go.

1) James (whose image inspired this ridiculousness to begin with);
1A)tri_hotodg (1)
1B)trump_dog (1)
2) Max;
3) Josè;
4) Jeff;
Hot Dog
5) Rich;
6) Hagen;

7) James;
7A) epic_hotdog
7B) hotdog-jumping-antarctica
7C) amazing-eagle-hotdog (1)
8) Brett;
8A)Hotdog_Kayak1 (1)
8D)hotdogenburg (1)
8E)iwohotdog (1)
9) Chris;
hot dog in the dark
10) Spencer;
11) Tread;
HotDogfromtheBlackLagoon (1)
12) Madi;
13) Kiyoshi;
13A) sauerklaus
13B) BAL143446
14) Dave; USAProCycling2015HotDogUpInThis
15) Chris;
15A)space is the place
16) Steve;Taylor_HotDog (1)
17) Alan; 2001spacedog
18) Caroline;
19) Sally;
Hot-Dog-Wizard-Staff copy (1)
20) Chad;
And finally- even though I’m not eligible, I decided to throw my own image into the mix;
So there you have what I think are all of them. You have until 11:59 pm Thursday the 3rd to get your vote submitted. I’ll put those up against my favorite, and pop them all in the Bat Computer® to see which ends up taking home the loot.

Thanks to everyone who submitted, and may the best man or woman win.
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17 Responses to “The Great Hot Dog Challenge is upon us.”

  1. Largo September 2, 2015 at 6:24 am #

    So much talent, so many dogs. There was one clear standout though, the one that had me guffawing aloud, and it seems others agreed.

  2. Gypsy September 2, 2015 at 7:03 am #

    My heart (burn) says 3b, but my belly (ache) says 7a.

  3. bRado September 2, 2015 at 7:03 am #

    Fucking Brilliant!

  4. Jeremy September 2, 2015 at 8:20 am #

    8a, cause ‘murica.

  5. JP September 2, 2015 at 8:58 am #

    all i learned from this experience is that i don’t know fuck-all about photoshop. i tried to replace the shock on the latest bullshit from Specialized with a hot dog…

  6. Dr Ray September 2, 2015 at 8:58 am #

    This is hi-lar-ious!!! It made my morning and now I want a weenie.

  7. Case September 2, 2015 at 8:58 am #

    You have an office?!?

  8. Dave September 2, 2015 at 9:40 am #

    Even though I entered and should be voting for myself (14), Steve at number 16 gets my vote. I legit giggled out loud while I was browsing this from the restroom at work this morning. Well done Steve.

  9. jim cassa September 2, 2015 at 1:05 pm #

    So may dogs, so little time to digest and vote.

  10. Caroline September 2, 2015 at 1:20 pm #

    I hope you put a hotdog with all the fixings into the winner’s box. That would be cool!

  11. 331miles September 2, 2015 at 1:27 pm #


  12. hans September 2, 2015 at 3:25 pm #

    The wizard staff of dogs… very well done.

    And the Tour photo… the condiments replacing the water bottles. Zinger!

  13. Vanessa September 2, 2015 at 6:05 pm #

    #6. Duggar

  14. Jeff September 3, 2015 at 6:52 am #

    WOW! 3 votes? you guys are way too generous. Really exceeding my expectations here.

  15. Jason September 3, 2015 at 4:40 pm #

    Well, I was having a shitty day. And now the Coltrane one is the background on my computer.

  16. Ghostship Matt September 3, 2015 at 7:37 pm #

    Jeff’s is completely goddamnfucking brilliant. To me, he won. Jeff: hit me or Stevil with an address & I’ll send you a Death Touch sticker pack or two.

  17. Caroline September 3, 2015 at 11:51 pm #

    333 votes with 10 minutes to go. You’re still half short of an officially definitive number of votes. REDO.

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