Happy Black Monday.

That is to say that I hope your Black Friday was so epic that it extended for at least a couple of days, and you have tons of black eyes and giant televisions to show for your efforts.

Hello and welcome back to the village of the damned, population: Us.

First up, I have but a few items to cover, the first, and least important of which is that while you’re scratching your head trying to figure out what to get yourself for Christmas, I found exactly three medium sized black woolies hidden under one of my many piles of money;

So far, there have been no complaints regarding this piece’s construction, and all reviews have come back favorable.

If you happen to be of a medium build, and have a penchant for being snuggly as ever, then don’t hesitate to make your move.

Why, in order to push some item out of the store, I even hired a professional promotions company to write my copy for me;

As you can imagine, fluid poetry like that doesn’t come for free.

Now, because yesterday was the (slightly postponed) day when my annual Hairnet Ride went down;

-and I was literally rode hard and put away wet, (i.e., I was wet for five or six hours, and drunk for twice as long), I will conclude today’s effort with a smattering of images shot from a very soggy camera;

We trespassed, we broke and entered, we drank and/or used illicit drugs in public, There may have been a matter of liberating a bit of Tyvek from a construction site which we later used to roll up in to share body heat, and there could have possibly been a handful of other crimes committed as well.

At one point Kurtz said “where are your friends?” “What do you mean? You’re all here.” I responded. “No, like all those other people like Big Dave and Loudass and stuff” he continued. “Ooooh, I know what you mean… Yeah, they’re all smarter than to spend the day riding around in the rain to nowhere.” I concluded.

Assuming I don’t end up with a world record case of pneumonia, I will say that yesterday flirted along the border of epic.

To the souls who braved the foul weather, I thank you. It was a day for the books, and had they not shown up, I assuredly would have returned home and gone back to bed, if for no other reason than to wait patiently for Black Tuesday.

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2 Responses to “Happy Black Monday.”

  1. hellbelly November 27, 2017 at 7:56 am #

    Kurtz…internet superstar!

  2. Sergio November 27, 2017 at 11:34 am #

    DAmn sounds good
    Glad you all got out…