This is very important.

As we all are well aware, (and despite the incorrectness of the countdown timer over there to the right), 2018’s running of WSATU is just around the corner;

What you might not know is that once again, Hodala and I have collaborated on the newest rendition of the Wizard Staff arm warmers;



As you can plainly see, these are done and completed.

Made right here in California by Voler, I shipped the second half of this order to Seattle so that Sally and I can make our stores live at the same time.

If this particular fashion statement checks your boxes, then circle back around here on Monday and get in on it, because they’re sure not to last for long.

Until then, stock up on canned beer, buy a roll or two of duct tape, and count down the days until June 23rd arrives, and we can make a whole new array of memories and regrets.

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13 Responses to “This is very important.”

  1. N/A June 8, 2018 at 8:05 am #

    Just because I’m the sort of PITA that incessantly checks details:
    The past coupla’ years, WSATU was held 6/17/17 and 6/18/16. The WSATU counter is showing a week to go, which lands it at 6/16/18. You mention 6/23 in this here post. ( now that I think about it, I think that I recall you mentioning in a comment somewhere that the counter was off, but that could have just been a hallucination on my part.)
    My plan was to take it easy and use this week as a taper week, as any good athlete would, so I would be ready for the big event. Now I am very concerned that my training has peaked a week early. Damnit!

    • Stevil June 8, 2018 at 9:25 am #

      So it’s always been on the third weekend? Sally and I have spoken about this at length, and I swear it’s been the 4th. Obviously, this is a detail that escapes both of us because we’re drunk at the time.

      • N/A June 8, 2018 at 10:14 am #

        It’s your game, you get to call it. But, yeah, I looked at the ’16 and ’17 posts and they fell on the third weekend.
        I suppose the best way to solve this is to do it both weekends.

        Has anybody ever built a privacy fence out of wizard staffs?

        • Stevil June 8, 2018 at 11:47 am #

          Was the third weekend the 23rd? Does that even make sense? I shouldn’t be in charge of anything.

          • N/A June 8, 2018 at 1:45 pm #

            I can only assume that having 5 Saturdays this month is what wrought all of this havoc! I guess if you think about it, this year’s WSATU is still the second-to-last Saturday of the month, in which case you nailed it.

      • roach June 15, 2018 at 6:51 pm #

        it has always been the third saturday of the month, and we will be clebrarting the occasion accordingly…

    • Evil Jim June 8, 2018 at 9:42 am #

      All date questions aside, your plan was flawed from the outset, N/A: the liver doesn’t taper.

      Never let up on that bastard, or you’ll lose your edge.

      • N/A June 8, 2018 at 1:47 pm #

        If that scarred, yellow, nugget of filtration isn’t in fightin’ shape by now, it ain’t ever going to be.

  2. Evil Jim June 8, 2018 at 9:41 am #

    Stevil, how do these compare to the last run from Primal, as far as thickness and overall length?

    • Stevil June 8, 2018 at 11:46 am #

      I prefer these, actually. They’re a little more bomber than the Primal ones.

  3. Dwight Trashe June 8, 2018 at 6:44 pm #

    What’s up with the spiffy clean jumpsuit?

    • Stevil June 9, 2018 at 11:53 pm #

      It was time.

  4. Dnugz June 9, 2018 at 7:47 pm #

    My sins have been answered.

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