I need two of me.

It was a good thing I decided to start doing two posts a week instead of three, because little did I know that working 40+ hours a week was soon to be looming on the horizon.

I don’t know how much information I can allow regarding my temporary new vocation, but I’m pretty sure I can allow that it’s for a marijuana extraction company who makes waxes, oils, and a number of other products from the flower of the plant.

Not being a grasser myself, I don’t know too much about what we do, or how far we’re distributed, but having done a little bit of poking around I’ve learned that we’re very highly regarded amongst the population of people who themselves partake.

To be clear, I am very much the lowest man on the totem pole, (or at least one of them, and not to be mistaken for the highest, of which there are many, both literally and figuratively), but just the same, I take a great deal of pride in what I do to contribute to the company’s success, and hope that perhaps I can continue in some capacity, but for perhaps a few less hours than I’m grinding out currently.

Luckily I was able to come in a little later yesterday morning as I had an absolute boat load of product to ship off. I was able to handle that, then go to the bank, and do a little bit more business before skedaddling back to the proverbial trenches.

One thing I was not able to ship off was the order of Respect Women, Worship Satan shirts;




But, I did speak with my printer on Tuesday and it turns out I should be able to ship them off day after tomorrow.

You like apples?

How do you like them apples?

As soon as they go, I will send out a confirmation email. As always, I thank you for your time, consideration, and most importantly, your patience on this matter.

Now on to other super important matters- It was through Air Wrecka that I learned about the recent saga of the drunkest woman in Wisconsin;

It was then through Michael (and in response to this clip) that I learned the term “drink Wisconsibly“.

Thank you to both Air Wrecka, and Michael. You’ve brought an indescribable amount of joy into my life.

Moving on to other dark corners of the mail bag, Luke came though with some thoughts about some things that read something like this;

What’s good RC pilot? The level of detail in your first effort out of the gate is impressive. Seems that you’re enjoying it, I’m enjoying the reports.

I recently bought the 2015 AHTBM kit (green with birds and shit);


Compliments are received every time I wear it.

I realize part of it can be attributed to my taught buttocks (you’ve seen them before) and effortless grace while riding, but most of the credit should go to you.

Good job, sir. Thanks for helping us weekend warriors look our best while playing super hero.

Luke

I’m happy to have a part in helping other people’s butts look good. My own is so far gone, that there’s no hope for it, but as long as there are others who can share their assets (ahem) with an appreciative world, then my job is done.

Oh yeah, and while my beloved RC truck is fresh on my mind (as if it ever isn’t), I would like to share its newest feature. Firstly, I painstakingly painted one of the stock helmeted heads to look like that of none other than Radical Rick himself;

I believe we’ve already covered that.

But the newest detail was a thing that was meticulously crafted by none other than Kari ‘MythBusters’ Byron herself.

It’s a little tiny me;

I can actually feel what little self respect I previously had drying up and blowing away.

Just the same, as I stated at the outset- I now have two of me. The new one just happens to be as useless as the original.