Oh, sumbitch….


Having just covered why I’m not here for a spell, I feel inclined to make the following acknowledgment.

There’s not much I can say. I adored him in all of his incarnations, and have made no secret of his inspiration.

He was among the last of the great American sex symbols. The sort of individual who ‘women wanted to be with, and men wanted to be‘.

As a child I thought he was second only to Lee Majors, and as an adult, appreciated his charm, panache, and most obviously his hirsuteitude.

Goddammit, Burton Leon Reynolds Jr…

Thank you for all you’ve unwittingly offered me.

Rest easy Bandit. I look forward to crossing paths with you someday down that road.

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4 Responses to “Oh, sumbitch….”

  1. Largo September 8, 2018 at 11:03 am #

    quien es mas macho?
    Senor Burt Reynolds ou Senor David Lee Roth?

    • Big Ennis September 11, 2018 at 7:52 pm #

      Seriously? Burt f’ing Reynolds. Diamond Dave is not worthy of holding the Bandir’s Jock strap!

  2. Mike Loranty September 11, 2018 at 8:14 pm #

    What if you made one last run of Smoky and the Bandit jerseys, all memorial like?

    • Aaron September 21, 2018 at 4:57 am #

      This x 1000

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