Red Bull is gross. Also, Thomas Edison routinely electrocuted dogs and horses to show the dangers of AC electricity, which was championed by his rival, Tesla. This culminated in 1903 in the electrocution of an elephant named Topsy on Coney Island.
So fuck inspirational quotes by Thomas Edison, the fucking sadist.
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Red Bull IS gross, BUT they sponsor all sorts of different rad getting, so while I don’t drink that swill, I’m glad they’re around throwing money at people like Danny MacAskill.
As a matter of pure serendipity, I was partying with Danny during the exact weekend of this post. You, Stevil, will be proud to know I was wearing one of your woolies at the time (no pics, sorry). During the Klunker Derby, when it was his turn for a go he turned to me and quite literally said “hold my beer” before shredding around the course. I never saw him down a Red Bull.