Hi, everybody. It’s Robot. You might know me from such podcast hits as Revolting 23 or Revolting 29 (but also all the other episodes (but actually those are the only two Stevil has sanctioned mentioning here on AHTBM), and if you don’t know me, that’s ok, just assume we’re friends.
The reason I’m here is to draw your attention to the business end of this Black Market. For reasons having to do with the “supply chain” and “cash flow” and the maxims “You have to speculate to accumulate!” and “Bitch better have my money!”, it falls to me to help young Mr. Kinevil turn his solid assets (e.g., his winning smile and penchant for chaos) into a more liquid form, to crank up the AHTBM Hype Machine™, as it were.
Beyond that, just be aware that you will see me here periodically, calling your attention to certain products of great value, which can no longer be warehoused in the cavernous wreck of AHTBM headquarters. Those of you paying attention to my sporadic and spasmodic missives will also get the opportunity to bid on pieces of art created by the aforementioned Mr. Kinevil, works of staggering genius that can no longer be shut away from the world in the vault deep beneath All Hail HQ.
The thing is, he needs the money. Let’s not mince any more words. It’s brass-tacks time. It’s the part of the show where we transact the commerce.
It’s good to let people know where you stand on the critical issues, and in these times of political strife and judicial tomfoolery, saying what you think on a t-shirt or hoodie (basically bumper stickers for your torso) is just effective, sensible communication.
Take back the night. Trip the light Fandango. Get yourself some elbow room.
These make great gifts for Father’s Day or a birthday.
Right now, we have ample quantities in all sizes, and we really need to move ’em.
Like really, really.