I’ve misplaced my air guitar.
End of story. Nobody looses and eye, nothing else happens. It’s just simply fun and games. I like how that version of the story ends better than the old warning your elders always gave you.
As the captain of the S.S. AHTBM, I’m in a very fortunate position to have feelers all across this great globe who are in tune with the tiny details that I might not necessarily be. This is mighty handy when it comes to filling in the blanks;