In the coming days I will have reports concerning bike tricks, short bus gold medal winners, big knifes, old ladies, introspection and the sexy sassiness that makes the world go round.
For today I just want to sit back with my pipe clenches between my teeth, my hands clapped across the front of my red satin smoking jacket, and relish in the accomplishment of finally finding my ass with both hands.
However, in response to several queries I’ve received these last 24 hours or so..
Yes, I will soon have stickers.
Yes, shortly there after I will have t-shirts.
No, I haven’t yet gotten a shot for my ‘rash’.
Yes, I now have a RSS feed.
No, I don’t know what that means.
Yes, I will be at Interbike.
No, I won’t shave my arms.
Yes, I still love Swobo.
Yes, I once made 25 dollars french kissing another man.
Yes, it feels good to be my own boss.
Yes, my boss is a dick and should give me a raise.
Yes, I will eventually have a line of products that you can’t live without.
No, one of those products won’t be a Hacky Sack.
Yes, Loudass really is both loud and an ass.
And finally, yes, despite all of my shortcomings, I somehow have developed a more incredible audience than I ever in my wildest dreams imagined could have been possible.
I’ll see you on Friday.