Every day is a good one at the hotdog hill climb.

I said “donde usted ocultó el tequila”
rambo with cheap sombrero

Personally I’ve never been much of a fan of Sly, but there have been moments throughout his illustrious career that I’ve been somewhat taken with him. One time in particular was during a scene in the blockbuster hit Cliffhanger where the camera pans around to the back of Stallone’s head and you catch a glimpse of his adjustable baseball cap, which is cinched so tightly that he has almost run out of snaps, indicating to me that;
A) he is so rich that he can afford to have custom trucker hats made,
B) my man’s head is about the circumference of a softball.
Either way, no matter what your opinion of action stars with tiny peanuts is, you really cant disparage this;

sly loves his knife more than lady

I think I may love his knife as well.
Something else that you, as the kids say, “can’t front on” is this photo I found recently while wiling away my time on the interweb;

joe kid jumping his bike on ramp

Such a simple image, yet no matter what kind of bike you prefer, it so succinctly sums up nearly everything there is to love about two wheels.

On the waaaayyyyy off chance that this individual depicted sees this, I would very much appreciate for you to give your boy a shout.

Speaking of which, I realize that I never followed through completely on a certain previous photo contest, and just so I can go to Heaven with all of my ducks in a row, I suppose I should conclude this now.

I had a fairly broad selection of entries by the time the curtain fell, but one that stuck deeply within the cockles of my heart was the following submission from an individual who’s only details I can remember was that she was one of a female persuasion;

get yo dick jump into water

Everything from the refugee style rafts floating in the water, to the heartfelt instructions drafted upon the take off ramp to ‘get yo dick’, I felt as though summed up just about all that I try to convey, so if the young lady in question is reading this, get in touch with me, and I’ll make my way to the post office with your big box of goodies.

This reminds me of another really cool idea that I’ve been clued in on.. Actually it’s coolness is far and above any stupid photo contest, and it was Sticker Robot’s SASE Project.

betty davis art envelope

self addressed stamped envelope art SASE

self addressed stamped envelope art SASE rabbit girl

I gotta get something like that put together here at some point.

I don’t have stickers as bad ass as the Sticker Robot does, but I will have stickers that are pretty sweet just the same, so as soon as I can find my ass with both hands, I will get my own envelope project underway.

Keeping up with a reputation of constantly being offensive can be difficult, unless of course you happen to be the dfL, and they haven’t pulled any punches with their new outlaw cross dress series flyers;

DFL poster ad underwear bike

I’ve never noticed how fetching Skinny Bee looks until now..

It’s hard to believe that these have been taking place for 15 years.. Why I remember them when they were just a toddler..

Anyway, being that this is an outlaw series, the times and locations of said races are a tightly kept secret until just before the events occur, so as I’ve said many times before, if you know, you’ll go.
And speaking of all things dfL, the crown prince of preposterous, otherwise known as Boozely accompanied a slew of us to see one of my all time favorite bands last weekend, the oft praised Dirtbombs.;

the hunt as shot of the dbs

(photo courtesy of The Hunta)
Ironically this show happened only hours after I was lambasted once again for a slight I previously made on Jack White, by none other than Amigo #4.

That’s the last time I speak my mind on any weblog I maintain.

Anyway, as expected, the show was epic, but I noticed the strangest phenomenon, and it wasn’t just this guy.

No, the curiosity in question was that at 6’1″ tall, I was among the shorter people in the crowd. It was like a basketball player’s convention arrived in town and they all went out to the club. I understand however that this occurrence wasn’t just limited to this night in particular. I heard from several different sources that large groups of very tall people often frequent this venue, but with no way to ascertain a reason why, I just have to leave it up to wild speculation.

And with that, here we are hand in hand at the conclusion of post number four.
It feels pretty good, don’t it?

Only five thousand more to go…

Please keep tuning in. I simply wouldn’t be able to handle it if you broke up with me.

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19 Responses to “Every day is a good one at the hotdog hill climb.”

  1. Nick September 2, 2009 at 3:48 am #

    Quite fetching for sure.

  2. brado September 2, 2009 at 5:22 am #

    That break up letter fuckin’ Rocks! i’m using that the next time i break up with someone!

  3. Johnny September 2, 2009 at 6:13 am #

    A ramp to water? That’s even cooler than a ramp to nowhere!
    (insert image of ramp leading into a black hole, of course, assuming black holes are real.)

  4. pedalman September 2, 2009 at 7:00 am #

    judging by the vista cruiser in the background(circa 1970) and the style and magnitude of the jump, i’m guessing thats a young dave weins.

  5. Robert September 2, 2009 at 7:14 am #

    I got through about 2 lines of that break up letter. My head hurts.

  6. dfl brad September 2, 2009 at 7:16 am #

    great show! detroit bands rock!

  7. Liquid Astronaut September 2, 2009 at 8:18 am #

    sly is proof that you can make a career out of muscles. i just need to keep eating creatin and hitting the weights.

  8. snombie September 2, 2009 at 8:27 am #

    One can certainly anticipate the AHTBM will conjure up ideas for a better sticker design than the dfl flyer. While Skinny Bee’s ass is fetching, who can give mucho props to someone disrespecting Chucks by donning them so ill-appropriately…
    I smell a future contest… Can the inaugural followers expect to reap benefits if we survive the break-up?
    “id rather date a spider or rat den ur soooo ugly and fat!!!!” CLASSIC!!!

  9. Lord Basil Hayden September 2, 2009 at 8:51 am #

    don’t wreck my flow….

  10. Loudass, Esq. September 2, 2009 at 10:20 am #

    The best thing about the Dirtbombs show was this:

  11. Sean RVA September 2, 2009 at 10:50 am #

    Stevil! That photo was at “Aquabattle” a man made boat battle that the Cutthroats bike club put on, here in Richmond VA. I believe my good friend Emily took the photo, I’ll call her right now!

  12. Sean Hurl September 2, 2009 at 11:12 am #

    Don’t forget New Mexico! It was great seeing you. Don’t worry this can’t miss. A wise man once said “good things happen to bad people”. This bad person wants a AHTBM kit complete with hat.

  13. Gnome September 2, 2009 at 11:19 am #

    I’m pretty sure that is Weins.
    WTF isn’t Sly the governor of a si king ship yet?
    the breakup letter needs werk. Saw A few typos.

  14. 3Bills September 2, 2009 at 4:23 pm #

    The world needs more dramatic readings… quick to the internet!

  15. frankenbike September 2, 2009 at 7:31 pm #

    That pic is not me, but that is me almost every day in the early 70’s. Banana seat, high rise bars, slick in the rear, dreaming of huge air. Same today with bigger bike.

  16. WHATS YR PROBLEM JERK September 2, 2009 at 9:57 pm #

    Loudass is right!

  17. dfl brad September 3, 2009 at 3:29 pm #


  18. Noj Ikuzus September 3, 2009 at 10:39 pm #

    Nice hat!

  19. miguel September 4, 2009 at 8:16 am #

    Crossed-up homie has even got the sock thing down at his ripe young age. heeeeey ladies.