This year’s running of the SSCXWC is in the books and all I have to show for it is permanent body damage.
No, seriously… I think I broke myself.
At any rate, it’s gonna take me another day or so to get my thoughts straight. In the meantime, look on the internet for the carnage. It’s probably everywhere. What I can say is that I didn’t think race promoter Murphy Mack and his henchmen could pull this off. As a matter of fact, I wasn’t even sure that it should happen. I mention this because now that the weekend is in the rear view mirror, I will declare without pause and all apologies for my previous perspective, that this year’s festivities were brilliantly, and flawlessly executed.
It was truly a shitshow of Caligulan proportions.

Photo courtesy of Jenny Oh.
So it’s with that, that I return to my pile of vitamins and epson salt bath. Check back here soon. I should have this recovery handled in no time.

Embry Rucker knows what I’m talking about.

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Geno knows this to be true, though in his case the path has never been so fashionable;

Photo by Hurl.

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Kicking things off today, I’d like to present what might possibly be the greatest gif file known to humankind;

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Here we are in the middle of yet another week, and it seems like it was just day before yesterday that we were doing the exact same thing;

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