“The two most important days of your life are the day you are born, and the day you find out why.” -Mark Twain
When I was a kid, all I wanted to be in life was Stu Thomsen. This movie is gonna be so awesome…
A million subtile examples of douchebaggery.
Maybe if Willow had been on the Jack Lawrence training program, she wouldn’t have just gotten bronze.
I said “donde usted ocultó el tequila”